[Intro]
Ayo, Smurty Boi
DaBaby type beat
(Mostly not, kinda is... yeah, it is, it's...)
Alright, this one's about my addiction
Coming clean, ay (brr!)

[Verse 1]
I’ve been eating tennis balls
Like a freaking dog (ar, ar!)
Like I be in the fricking park
And I’m sniffing through the fog (snf, snf)
Trying to find the tennis ball
My owner just threw (fetch!)
And whenever I find it
You know that I will chew (arch, arch)
It’s really good when it’s
Fresh out of the package (*sigh*)
When I see a fresh tennis ball
I’m going fricking savage (grr!)
I chew it like a food bag
I chew it till it pops
When I see the tennis ball
I never fricking stop (don't stop!)

[Verse 2]
It’s a little weird
That I eat tennis balls
Seeing as I’m not a
Canine at all (wait, what?)
I’m pretty sure these
Tennis balls are an addiction
Cuz when I can’t have them
I suffer great affliction (oh, nut)
It’s getting pretty hard
To eat a normal meal
So I guess this addiction
Is getting pretty real (I guess)
This dangerous addiction
Makes my brain go whack (whack)
And I don’t think I’ll get
My love for real food back

[Pre-Chorus]
*laughs*
Ay (ay)

[Chorus]
Tennis balls, tennis balls
Call me weird
But I eat tennis balls
Tennis balls, tennis balls
Call me weird
But I eat tennis balls, ay

[Outro]
(*laughs*)
Ugh, god, this is the weirdest...
I don't know where I found this, but this is just in my notes here
Alright, bye