Original Cast of Alice By Heart
Do You Think We Think You’re Alice?
[KING OF HEARTS]
Do you think we think you're Alice

[JURY]
Do you think we think you're Alice

[QUEEN OF HEARTS]
You're the one and only Alice

[JURY]
So the one and only Alice

[KING OF HEARTS]
And we're nothing when you're not here

[JURY]
No, no, nothing when you're not here

[DUCHESS]
And so something once you've got here

[JURY]
So, so, something once you've got here

[CANARY]
Do you think we think "Oh, Ducky-"
[JURY]
"Now you're here, dear god we're lucky!"

[MAD HATTER]
"Now you're here we'll all go punting"

[JURY]
"Now you're here my heart is thumping"

[CATERPILLAR]
Like we're waiting 'til you turn the page

[DUCHESS]
To pop out of our dismal beige

[KING OF HEARTS]
'Cause Wonderland was silent

[JURY]
Oh, our minds could get so mindless

[QUEEN OF HEARTS]
'Til some visit from your highness

[JURY]
First you're high now you're highness
[KNAVE OF CLUBS & JURY]
Everything just waiting here in place

[JURY]
A hopeless place

[ALICE]
Well you're no one without Alice

[CANARY]
Oh, we're no one without Alice

[MAD HATTER]
Such a no one

[ALICE]
No, I'm Alice

[KING OF HEARTS & QUEEN OF HEARTS]
No, no, no, no, no, no Alice

[ALICE]
I fell down the hole to get here

[JURY]
Yes, you dug a lovely ditch dear
[DUCHESS, spoken]
Do you think we give a fig, dear?

[KING OF HEARTS]
Do you think we hold no wisdom

[JURY]
Do you think we hold no wisdom

[QUEEN OF HEARTS]
'Til our pages hold you in them

[JURY]
'Til our pages hold you in them
Like we're here to scratch your Alice itch

[QUEEN OF HEARTS, spoken]
Guilty bitch!