Good evening, and welcome to Eazy's playhouse
You stupid muthaf*cka!
Now that you got the album
What the f*ck are you gonna do with it, b*tch?
[Ice Cube + Dr. Dre + Eazy-E]
I knew this n*gga back in, uh, uh—back since a n*gga was little
(You lying, you lying man)
The n*gga come from Compton, Michigan, n*gga
(Compton what? You ain't never met no Eazy-E)
Well, I'ma introduce him (You a damn liar!)
This is the craziest motherf*cka you done seen (You a damn liar!)
This n*gga's crazy—just listen!
Easily I approach
The microphone because I ain't no joke
Tell your momma to get off of my tip
I have no time to give her my di*k
I'm gonna hold it, and walk around the stage and
If you f*ck up I'm goin' to get my gauge and
Unload the barrel and laugh
'Cause I'm puttin' lead in your mothaf*ckin' ass
Psychopathic, but the hoes are attracted
Because when I'm on hard, my di*k's at least a yard
In the days of old, I was a nut
Now I'll need at least 3 hoes when I f*ck
'Cause I do a check—nut 1, nut 2
Then I save a nut for when there's nothin' else to do
Get used to the crew, b*tch, 'cause I would never quit
As soon as you think that's it, I'm still talkin' sh*t
[Interlude: Ice Cube + Dr. Dre]
Ha ha, I told you that n*gga was crazy
Eazy Eric, that's my boy, ha ha, godamnit
Go on, boy, wit' yo' bad self
Step up to the mic, n*gga (Ay b*tch, pass me my Ripple)
I got a fable that you need to listen to
It's a funky little rhyme about a b*tch or a two
One's Sharon, the other one Shaun
I wanted to nut, but which one do I want?
Shaun said, "Eazy, let me f*ck you blind"
And Sharon said, "E, I want to blow your mind"
I said f*ck it, I know what should be done
Just pull your panties down and I'll f*ck the biggest one
And then I get the other pus*y, put it in the freezer
So I can always have a on-hold skeezer
Yeah, that's the ticket, I'll do it like that
So I told the hoes to take a big step back
Took the zipper down, eyes wide, and said
"Here's what I'm gonna put inside"
Grab it like a rabbit (grab it), let's work it (work it)
But I won't love you—when I'm done, I'll still be talkin' sh*t ...
[Interlude: Ice Cube + Dr. Dre + Eazy-E]
Ha ha, that boy good (Yeah, that boy's good)
(That muthaf*cka be talkin' all kinds of sh*t)
I used to get pus*y like Eazy Eric every day
(You ain't no motherf*cker) How you know, muthaf*cka?
(You're lyin', your di*k can't get hard)
Oh, suck my di*k, muthaf*cka (n*gga, you lyin')
Who you talkin' to? Well, get up then, n*gga, sh*t...
[Interlude: Dr. Dre]
Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut this sh*t
Ayo Yella boy, why don't you rewind it
[Verse 3: Eazy-E ]
n*ggas don't see I'm a 100 percent legit
And you know it ain't about all that bullsh*t
It's about f*ckin' this b*tch and that b*tch
But not the b*tch with the 7 day itch, like that ho
Just throwin' me the pus*y
She says she wants to do it like a doggy
She's bad, nobody is badder
But she got more crabs than a seafood platter
b*tch on the gank move, to skeaze me
Just to say "I got f*cked by Eazy"
So I slapped the ho like a pimp
I might be a woman-beater but I'm not a pus*y-eater
So when the sh*t hits the fan, it's outta my mouth
You don't like what I'm talkin' about?
All of y'all can just suck my di*k
You could quote me now 'cause I'm still talkin' sh*t
[Interlude: Ice Cube + Dr. Dre]
The boy's good—I told you, boy
(Ay, I knew him when he was knee-high)
The n*gga got talent—you don't know a damn thing
(I knew him when he was knee-high)
He still is knee-high, muthaf*cka
(Yeah, I like that part—bring that sh*t back one more time, Maestro)
That's that old Z.Z. Hill, huh? Ha ha ha
I tell ya, boy, I can do the Mashed Potato, n*gga, what can you do?
(Muthaf*cka, I can do the boogaloo, I can do the boogaloo)
Boogaloo!? That old sh*t been played out back in 1967
(Man, f*ck you; f*ck you)