[Intro: Ice Cube & Samples]
I'm gonna get you
I'ma get you, I'ma get you
I, I drink (Crooked I)
(You know the can is black)
Yep
I, I drink (Crooked I)
(You know the can is black with the funny)
(Crooked I)

[Verse: Ice Cube]
Introducing Crooked I, iced tea and fruit punch
Damn, I got the hunch that
All the G's in the house'll be sippin'
It's non-alcoholic so it ain't no trippin'
All natural, you'll still be the man
With your hand around the black can
I wish had the 40 OZ
Of the Crooked I, but an iced tea
Better than the rest, I'm steppin' on the stages
Crooked I for all ages
Ice Cube, chillin' on a day that's hotter
Can't wait 'til they come with the piña colada
Not a malt liquor, never was
'Cause some days I don't wanna get buzzed
So walk past the Snapple
Crooked I's on sale from Cali to the Big Apple
And all the G's drink it