I Whipped Spiderman’s Ass

Spider-Man thought he was bad

He was screwin' my date up

He was botherin' my girlfriend

He tried to cut her out of seventy dollars



I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass



Spider-Man messed with my girlfriend

Spider-Man wrapped his arms around her with my bedroom door closed

Suddenly, I opened the bedroom door on Spider-Man's sneaky ass

I caught him kissing my girlfriend and beat him to a pulp with a rubber hose



I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass



Spider-Man beat the hell out of me

He whirled me and knocked me to the floor

I tore out of his whirl and threw him against the radiator

Spider-Man was being such a stupid jerk



I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass



Rock over London

Rock on, Chicago

Napa

It's the parts store