[Spoken Intro: Briston Maroney]
I love you, I don't, I just wanted to tell you that
I love you a lot today
I was just talking to Ruby about love and life
And like...

[Verse 1]
Portland brew for the dogs and the discourse
Sawyer's got a brand new job at the golf course
Get to know your bathroom floor the hard way
Put me in your car and drive down Broadway
Hear your voice in my ear in the morning
One long sleepless night to Florida
Mouth hanging open in your 4Runner
Digging up shark teeth with your mother

[Chorus]
When somebody loves you
They take you as you are

[Verse 2]
Almost every time the plane lands
I can see my mom with both hands
Latched to the nose of the aircraft
In a ray of pink light and her sweatpants
You tell your sister you'll be home in an hour
If she cleans her room and she takes a shower
But there are no stipulations
You're already on your way and
[Chorus]
When somebody loves you
They take you as you are
When somebody loves you
They take you as you are
When somebody loves you
They take you as you are

[Spoken Outro: Kathy Najimy & Dan Finnerty]
Samia, it's your mom! And your dad!
Samia! It's your mom, Samia!