Down in the subway, come from a dance
Lookin' for a toilet, gonna shit my pants!
Uh uh, uh uh
Uh uh, baby uh uh

Dig in my pocket, lookin' for a coin
All I find is three pennies and a joint!
Uh uh, uh uh
Uh uh, baby uh uh

Out of my skull, kick in the door
I don't have a dime, I'm gonna do it on the floor!
Uh uh, uh uh
Uh uh, baby uh uh

Along come a cop, big as a tent
You don't get no shit, for just three cents!
Uh uh, uh uh
Uh uh, baby uh uh

If I had a nickel, if I had a dime
I'd put it in the toilet and I'd shit all the time!
Uh uh, uh uh
Uh uh, baby uh uh