[Verse 1]
The police showed me a photo
You look so unlikable
I said I'm not sure it is you
But I wish I said it was you

[Chorus]
You taught me a lesson
People are stupid in the dark
People are useless in the moonlight
People are meant to be loved
Loved without thought
Loved without thought, oh
In the moonlight

[Verse 2]
Pull out the gun
Give me your money
Give me your phone
You can keep your ID
The detectives encourage
As I punch you in the tummy
Once we felt sorry for you people
But not that sorry

[Chorus]
You taught me a lesson
People are stupid in the dark
People are useless in the moonlight
People are meant to be loved
Loved without thought
Loved without thought, oh
In the moonlight