[Verse 1]
Two tears in a bucket
Adult friends, adult friends
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
The world is what it is

[Chorus]
Oh, I kiss you
Nobody sees it
Oh, we hold hands
Nobody knows about it
Oh, you kiss me
We just sit there
Overly experienced
Adult friends, adult friends

[Verse 2]
You've reduced your breasts
To a more tasteful size D
When I touch them
It is like a lobster crawling under my arm

[Chorus]
Oh, I kiss you
Nobody can see it
Oh, I pinch your
Nobody knows about it
Oh, you fondle
But we just sit there
With no tomorrows
Adult friends, adult friends