[Verse 1]
I know it's dumb to say
That you are on my mind
I know it's stupid to dream
That you might think of me as a man
I know it's stupid to dream

[Chorus 1]
I can loose my own tie knot
I can button up my own pants
I can buy my own cigarettes
I can pluck my own mustache

[Verse 2]
I read it's lame to wish
That you won't walk out on me
I know that you might think of me

[Chorus 2]
I can pay all my own bills
I can button up my own pants
I can loose my own tie knot
I can button up my own pants
I can buy my own cigarettes
I can button up my own pants
I can unroll my own tights
I can weep through my own midnights
[Instrumental Outro]