[Verse 1]
Somebody said, a friend of a friend
That you got a new girl
So I went and checked on the Internet
And it fucked my whole world
Up late, now I'm thinking about you
Yeah, I know that I got no right to
But somebody said you're happy again
And I fucking hate it

[Pre-Chorus]
You're Prince Charming, perfect ending
But just not for me

[Chorus]
I really wish I could wish you well but I kinda wish you would go to hell
You've been smiling since the day you met her
Your stupid face just makes me bitter
I really wish I could let this be
But it fuckin' hurts 'cause she's prettier than me
I'm praying for disaster, for your unhappy ever after

[Verse 2]
Second of May, it was her birthday
You were throwing a party
So I called the cops 'cause I was pissed off
And I'm not even sorry
I know that it's petty and shameful
Never said that I was an angel
I want you to feel the way that I feel
'Cause I fucking hate it
[Chorus]
I really wish I could wish you well but I kinda wish you would go to hell
You've been smiling since the day you met her
Your stupid face just makes me bitter
I really wish I could let this be
But it fuckin' hurts 'cause she's prettier than me
I'm praying for disaster, for your unhappy ever after

[Post-Chorus]
Hope you live unhappily ever after
Hope you live unhappily ever after

[Pre-Chorus]
You're Prince Charming, fuck your ending
Why do you get to be happy?

[Chorus]
I really wish I could wish you well but I kinda wish you would go to hell
You've been smiling since the day you met her
Your stupid face just makes me bitter
I really wish I could let this be
But it fuckin' hurts 'cause she's prettier than me
I'm praying for disaster, for your unhappy ever after

[Post-Chorus]
Hope you live unhappily ever after
Hope you live unhappily ever after