I like dogs and I like people
Especially the Scottish kind
But Scottish dogs have an in-built advantage
Over Scottish humankind
A wagging tail
And a little wet nose
Can find new love
Or avoid potential foes
But in this small ancient nation
We gather information
In slower ways
And worser ways
Some do appraise by using this phrase
What school did you go to?"
"Where did you spend your teenage days?"
But "what school did you go to?"
Doesn't mean what it says
Plant and Page wrote "A Stairway To Heaven"
I don't like rock but that's genius
And in that song Percy sings "Sometimes words have two meanings"
My God, he didn't know how right he was