[Intro]
To heck with old Santa Claus

[Verse 1]
Last year, I hung my stocking by the chimney and old Santa didn't bring me anything
Well, I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me, but I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring

[Chorus]
So to heck with old Santa Claus
When he goes dashin' through the snow, I hope he falls
I'd like to hit him in his ho-ho-ho with a bunch of big snowballs
To heck with old Santa Claus

[Verse 2]
This year, I'll build a big fire by the fireplace, I'll be like the little pig I read about
If that big bad wolf in red comes down my chimney, he's gonna scorch his whiskers, there's no doubt

[Chorus]
So to heck with old Santa Claus
When he goes dashin' through the snow, I hope he falls
I'd like to hit him in his ho-ho-ho with a bunch of big snowballs
To heck with old Santa Claus
Yeah, to heck with old Santa Claus