Jonwayne
Kenan and Kale (ft. Scoop Deville)
[Jonwayne]
From my momma's navel to my palm
I've been calm
Dropping napalm
Like little Berkeley drop songs
Rappers wanna murk me
Bitches wanna smurf me
I'm the king of whatever turf the planet earth be
Your renaissance does not concern me
Cause you ain't been the shit in two decades
Like Eddie Murphy
I see crackheads out here doing better than you
Doing the worm for a hit of that burn
It doesn't irk me
Shouts to early and martian
Keep it retarded like chemtrails
Wayne will rip the mic like a hang nail
If you want me out the sky you better aim well
Think you're better than me? Do pray tell
But first remove the bells and rape-whistles
Pistol-whip a verse upon the same beat I'm ripping and fail
You want serious beef? You're eating Kenan and kale
You're eating Kenan and kale
It's the Sasquatch
She let the beast get up in her ass-crotch
Can't stop, until she raise her hands like a mascot
Polio rappers up in afghans and ascots, attack not
Unless you like how asphalt make your back hot
My crew is like Bad Cop, Bad Cop
Give you black eye like the step-dad in Sandlot, ask not
Where you got it from but rather who gave it to you
Cause you've seen these parlor tricks before like déjà voodoo
I don't hide behind shit, I'm rawer than it
Belonging in the sewers like turtles with karate grip
Rock until the party shit and start snorting jit
That's when we dip because these coke-heads ain't doing shit
I'd rather head back to the lab and start stacking clips
Of audio until my neighbors are pale
They don't want serious beef
Eating Kenan and kale
Eating Kenan and kale
Eating Kenan and kale
[Scoop Deville]
Uh
I'm presidential my residential is monumental
To the world I'm a leader
Want to be like me and make heaters
Wake up every morning turn on the speakers
I go beserk my universe is calling me and I
Ain't got time to rehearse
You are the worst
I lay you in a clean hearse
If it's cheaper to keep her
Rocking these Louis sneakers
I'm all in, I'm free-falling
Poolside: free-balling
Life of a shot calling, boss hogging
Call me Sargent slaughter: The Godfather
Armed robber, heart throbber
And you're a cock gobbler
Dicks remind you of peach cobbler
Discombobulate its too hard
To convince me that you're here to stay
How many of you circulate
Washout and evaporate?
Man get the fuck out of my mind-state
When I'm slapping a stack and cake
Fuck around and decapitate your happy face
Bitch