[Verse 1: Lynn Sr.]
Wanted a family vacation
Just to get out of town
Had it all planned
Packed up the van
Ended up in a ditch somehow

[Chorus: Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lincoln, Lynn, Luan, Luna, Leni, Lori, Lynn Sr. & Rita]
We've got the blues, baby
Those road trippin' blues
(Bad, bad, news)
These seats smell weird
The baby is crying
She's probably mad we left her behind
Road, road trippin' blues
(La, la, la)

[Verse 2: Lynn Sr., Lynn, Leni, Luan, Rita, and Lincoln]
AC broke in Vanzilla
The windows won't roll down
The bean chips of doom
They spread noxious fumes
Can't breathe!
I think Mom passed out!

[Chorus: Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lincoln, Lynn, Luan, Luna, Leni, Lori, Lynn Sr. & Rita]
We've got the blues, baby
Those road trippin' blues
(Bad, bad, news)
The dog ran off
The baby's still crying
At least we didn't forget her this time
Road, road trippin' blues
(La, la, la)
[Bridge: Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lincoln, Lynn, Luan, Luna, Leni, Lori, Lynn Sr. & Rita]
It was one big family throw up
From the egg salad gone wrong
And that's how all of us wound up
Broke on stage singing this song
Broke on stage singing this song

[Outro: Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lincoln, Lynn, Luan, Luna, Leni, Lori, Lynn Sr. & Rita]
Road, road trippin' blues
Yeah!