What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs
And over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack, and fits on your back?
It's log, log, log
It's log, it's log
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood
It's log, it's log
It's better than bad, it's good

Everyone wants a log
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log
Everyone needs a log

Log, from Blammo