Squidward: (What's that music?)
Spongebob: (I think Mr. Krabs is going to sing.)
Squidward: (Oh, great.)

If I can talk to money
How great my life would be
We'd tell each other secrets
All their friends would visit me
I'd trade in filthy riches
Which is clean enough for me
Oh, if you could tell me what you want
How happy we would be!

We'd surely be the best of friends
We'd never disagree
There couldn't be a downside
Not one that I could see!

If I could talk to money
-COME ALONG, SING WITH ME!-

-Squidward (Uh, no thanks. I gotta go.)
-Spongebob (I really have to pee.)

If I could talk to money
And it could talk to meeeeeeeeeeeee...
We'd always be the best of friends
For all eternity!
Patrick: (What did I miss?)

Oh, if I could talk to money...