[Verse 1: Timmy]
Seems everywhere I turn there's harsh reality
I'm only 10 years old and I'm way too young to be
This disappointed with the way things are
I've had it with this place and I'd be better off by far if...

[Chorus 1: Timmy, Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda]
I lived in TV!
In the company of three
If I lived in TV!
Everybody would love me
If I lived in TV!
I would run bionicly
If only I could live in TV

[Verse 2: Timmy]
So maybe I'll go where the cool guys all go "Aaaaaay!"
Or with the weatherman, on a show that's filmed today
You know that up is where I never grow
So here's a list of all the top 10 reasons I should go and...

[Chorus 2: Timmy, Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda]
Live inside TV!
I could buy the letter "E"
If I lived in TV!
And do Saturday night comedy
If I lived in TV!
My loser friends could hang with me
If only I could live in TV
[Bridge: Timmy, Kid]
Perhaps I'll be an English talent scout
Or hang with other two-foot kids
Hey, what you talking about!?!

[Chorus 3: Timmy, Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda]
If I lived in TV!
I'd make my own reality
If I lived in TV!
No Mom, no Dad, and no Vicky
If I lived in TV!
Then that would be a thing to see
If only I could live in TV

[Outro: Timmy]
If I lived in TV!!!