[Wanda:]
The problem with you men today
Is you don't listen clearly
This Valentine, for whom you pine
Is yours if you sincerely
Pay some very close attention!
To the things we're dreaming of~
We'll make a list
Which will consist of
What Girls Love!

[Mrs. Turner:]
Our name carved in an old oak tree

[Veronica:]
A trust fund funded shopping spree!

[Trixie:]
A hand that fits inside mine like a glove~

[Tootie:]
I'd love to squeeze his hunky bod!

[Vicky:]
With this high voltage cattle prod!!
[Wanda:]
Just write it down and go to town on
What Girls Love!

[Female Singers:]
(What girls love~)

[Wanda:]
Is men with feeling!

[Female Singers:]
(What girl's love~)

[Tooth Fairy:]
Is some romance~

[Jorgen:]
Are these heart-shaped weights appealing?

[Wanda:]
Just come on and take a chance!

[Timmy:]
On what girl's love
Is something special!
[Cosmo:]
That no slingshot can destroy!

[Timmy:]
Right!
So why be coy
If I'm the boy with
What girl's love!

So open up your heart and see
That I am someone special
And hear me as I make my desperate plea!
Just listen to me clearly
'Cause it's what I'm dreaming of!
That you will see, that I can be
A boy you'd love!