Oh baby, they may call me a fool
But I can't help our gravitational pull

When I stuff you with cotton candy
It reminds me you're so sweet
When we go riding, it's dandy
The way you hang on to that seat, baby

When I'm with you, our love is stronger than glue
Woah, oh baby, there isn't anything
There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you

Hey! Let go of her, you patty eaters!
No! Get away!
Hiya! Hiya!
Wa-cha!
Hiya! Hiya! Ya!
Oh wah cha ya ya wah cha wah
Wah ta wah po ya ya
Ah ya ya ya ya ya!

Patty? You okay, sweetums?
I'm so sorry
I'll never let you out of my sight again
And I'll always keep you out of harm's way-yay
Oh baby, I love you so strong
That's why I'm singing this song, baby

Your looks are sweeter than honey
From your pickles to your buns, it ain't even funny
I'm coming for you, oh no, look at you
Don't worry, Patty, I'll take care of this
There you go, all better, oh baby