[Intro]
Alright I know we in a pandemic, I know that
But I'm 'bout to help y'all out
This how you get some money

[Verse]
Worldwide pandemic and everybody need money
So I'ma teach y'all how to do the unemployment
Donald Trump closing everybody business down
So I'm teach y'all how to get some free money
First you gotta load yo' site up to buy a full
If you don't know that lingo thats the full name, address, social security number, date of birth, drivers license, and or email address
But always make sure that you got on a good SOCKS
Or any VPN used for online jobs
I got this one site called ssndob.cm/login
Thats the sites where you can get the fullz from
Cause I know you tired of them n***as in the telegram chats calling you a lil bum
So take this method my n***a and run yo' bands up
If you don't trust that site I got a telegram vendor you can buy from directly
And a fake ID generator with some plugins that I built myself
Already made a M off unemployment I might as well share the wealth
Alright listen, this where it's 'bout to get real complicated
Some states only have one links for the fill-ins, general unemployment portal, direct PUA portal
If the states you apply for has two links, then go directly to the direct unemployment portal, and file for assistance
Y'all better be taking this shit down as I'm saying it
Like I said, I already ran up a big bag off this shit
EDD changing everybody life right now
For example, if you get a Virginia full it's like two links
That state so fucking green that shit'll pull up like 2 millions
If you made it through you at the unemployment status so listen closely
If you file for unemployed, you get a higher amount of money
They tend to show favor to all the people who are self employed
Cause they know during this coronavirus nobodies getting no income
If you are asked how much you earned annually last year, make sure the amount you mention is between 16,850 and 42,100
The higher amount you make the better
If you chose self employed and they ask what job you do for a living, tell them you are a professional photographer and you take professional photos at weddings and parties for a living
Also, if they ask you how the COVID-19 affected your occupation, just tell them you were booked for weddings and parties for the whole year
Alright, that should be enough to put me in jail