Teejayx6
Syrup (Jorden Reads Remix)
[Intro]
E-E-E-Enrgy made this one

[Verse 1: Slump AK]
Just shot at a black man and took his shoes
Customized my AR like in Black Ops II
Just scammed a white kid out of some Gorilla Glue
I don't wanna fuck this bitch, she smell like poo-poo
Just shot at a black man, it was Chad Ochocinco
Finna go to the store to buy some Tampico
Just scammed a bum ass bitch who work at Home Depot
Just beat his ass up and punch him in the jaw bone
This bitch broke as hell, she can't even buy a ice cream cone
Tried to scam this bitch online, but she only had insufficient funds
Scammed a white kid, he asked for a refund
This bitch irritate me, I'ma have to block her numbеr
My dumb ass got jumped, I was outnumbered
Scammеd Adam22 off No Jumper

[Verse 2: Lil Rocket Launcher]
Just stole some my grandma's Percs and now she got mad
Killed a orphan's parents and now he sad
Chillin' at home listenin' to IGOR
Got so high I saw a dinosaur (Bruh)

[Verse 3: Slump AK]
This bitch broke as hell, she can't even buy a Krabby Patty
Just fucked a bitch yesterday and bought her a Krabby Patty
Finna fuck this bitch and I'll buy her Taco Bell
This dude, Mark, mad as hell, he got scammed through Zelle

[Verse 4: Lil Rocket Launcher]
We like a bootleg dynamic duo
Shoutout Teejay, Kasher Quon
If he pull out a gun, n***a, we gone
We don't do crazy shit like shoot up schools
Like my homie, Adon
Beat up my homie 'cause he tried to kiss me
Slump AK, he look like a bootleg Bruce Lee (Bruh)
Beat up a kindergartner, that n***a was five years old
Fucked with a sick bitch, now I got a cold
Just kicked this dog 'cause she was tryna fight
Just caught a crackhead tryna steal my bike

[Verse 5: Slump AK]
Just beat his ass and knock him out with a paper towel
Scammed an NBA player named Josh Powell

[Verse 6: Kasher Quon & Teejayx6]
I'm mad as hell, the weed man just shorted my weed
I was tryna get all buzzed, this n***a gave me seeds
I just scammed a basketball player named Abdul Kareem
Popped a n***a outside the Walmart and fleed the scene
I'm finna do donuts in a Scat', Krispy Kreme
I just scammed a n***a who sell donuts at Krispy Kreme
I'm finna respond to this bitch DM, she wanna have sex with me
I just bought a Louis fanny pack as an accessory
We 'bout to go and fuck this bitch together, her name Destiny
I'm finna go and kill one of my opps and catch a felony
And I scammed a Spanish ass n***a, he was Mexican
I'm finna go to jail, I just ran over a pedestrian
Robbed my little cousin 'cause I found out he bisexual
And I sold a twelve year old kid a weed edible
I just slapped the fuck out of a n***a with freckles
I just fucked a bitch, then I bought her a pickle (Bruh)
I just fucked a bitch and I paid her with nickels
She kept sucking my dick after I came and it tickled
I just fucked an ugly ass bitch named Aquaneta
Just saw one of my opps in a 2003 Jetta
I just beat the fuck out of a n***a and he had eczema
I just caught a n***a re-rocking his old prom sneakers
I just caught a n***a with some old beat Balenciaga Arenas
They wouldn't let me perform my song, so I shot up the are-

[Verse 7: GTB Tezz, Donkey fart & Davi Dynamic]
I just scammed a fat n***a, he looked like Mark Henry
And I just shot a n***a in the stomach 'cause he's in my kitchen goin' through my pantry
I just fucked a fat bitch, I think her name is Jackie
I just scammed a whole village, where the fuck they water went?
I just shot at police and then I pleaded innocent
Shot a n***a in his hoodie, they call me George Zimmerman
I just smacked the fuck out of a fat n***a and took his Star Crunch
I just scammed a lunch lady, now I'm gettin' free lunch
Broke ass n***a can't even afford free lunch
I just caught my big brother beatin' his dick to some hentai
Broke ass n***a can't even afford hentai
I just shot an Iranian, I ain't even say goodbye
Smacked the fuck out my momma 'cause she ain't get me no vbucks
And I just smacked my retarded cousin with a slice of fuckin' pizza
I went to Africa and I found Bol Bol's cousin
I just met a bad bitch, she sucked me until I nutted
Bitch, I don't want you, I want your sister and your cousin
Not your ugly ass cousin, your cousin with a fuckin' husband
I just beat a fat n***a's ass and I took his fuckin' Sprite
And I got a Chinese plug, he was eatin' steak and rice

[Verse 8: Lil Garbage Truck]
What? Ayy
Lil Garbage Truck, yeah
I’m getting tired of this water gun I’m gonna use my penis
I just scammed The Solar System for a planet I think it was Venus
N***as fucked up in the crib tryna suck my weenus
I’m finna make that bitch sell and come and suck my penis
I just smacked a fat n***a with a debi cake
I just scammed WaffleHouse for the Pancakes (Bruh)
This bitch so nasty she eatin Rawls bake (Bruh)
N***as fucked up in the crib wearin’ Rawls bake (Bruh)
I just beat a n***a’s ass with some Ramen Noodles
I just went to jail for one night and turn into a Ramen Noodle
I just pulled up on Eli and my gun went, “Cling, cling, clow”
N***a, Eli stopped babying, I heard screaming, “Ding, ding, now faggot” (Bruh)

[Verse 9: Lil Rocket Launcher]
N***a broke as hell he got a 10 dollar bill
Got that n***a addy now he telling me to chill (Rada, Rada)
Takin’ too much Percs I think I’m getting dumber (Bruh)
Jumped your little kid it was little boy drummer
I’m the best at scamming bro I just scammed Jesus Christ (Bruh)
Got robbed by a Mexican named Jesus Christ (Bruh)
Whipped out my dick and yo bitch said, “Jesus Christ” (Bruh)
Checked my bank account and I said “Jesus Christ”
Off a autopsy I just killed 2 fucking tractors
Fuck math class I don’t even know my back is
She wearin’ Victoria Secret sad said, she even knows she stink
Slump AK just shot me ‘cause I called him a chink

[Verse 10: Lil Garbage Truck]
I just smacked that n***a Slump AK with a Chum Burger (Bruh)
N***as fucked up in the crib eating... Chum Burger (Bruh)
I just raided Mark’s class now he’s finna get expelled
I just scammed my school ‘cause they wouldn’t let me fail

[Verse 11: Poodle Dior]
I just scammed Roblox for a new opp pack
N***a so broke he can’t even afford an opp pack
This hoe so wet I’m like, “Give me that mop back!”
This n***a thought it was 2013 he still got a SnapBack (Bruh)
I just scammed the military for a new Scar
I’m like, *eating noises*, caught in ASMR
Then I went, “Rada, Rada, Rada” (Rada, Rada, Rada, Rada)
Know this n***a skinny as hell I stabbed him with a Spork
I just cheated on my girl she called me a bad sport
This bitch so nasty she got Genital Warts
She put a Perc in my drink I call her Bill Christ (Bruh)
This n***a raping little girls I call him Bill Christ (Bruh)
Somebody took this n***a to Latino Manhood
How you always fit one girl in the Backwood
But it’s Poodle Dior, n***a, don’t forget the name
I just scammed Rosa Parks for the back of the train (Bruh)

[Verse 12: Slump AK]
Just killed one of my opps in the back of a train
Shot 22 shots at his brain (Bruh)
Just scammed my lil cousin out of a fake tain
60 4 3 shots smoking booty hole stink
This dude’s barber shop beat with my Ramen Noodle
Then I went to jail and turned into a Ramen Noodle (Bruh)
The dude is fucked up in the crib Mike with the Ramen Noodles
Believe this bitch just said my dick as big as a Po doodle
I got a AK-47 I pull up on the US Military
I’m finna shoot up the whole US Military
I just smelt like 10 blunts to pass the time
Shot him in the back and cracked his spine
60, 4, 3 runtz smokin’ Rada, rada, rada (Rada rada, rada, rada)
Called up a plung ‘bout some booty hole runtz
60 4 3 runtz smokin’ on

[Verse 13: Lil Oil Leakage]
I just slapped the fuck out this kid his name was Mathew
I don’t wanna fuck this bitch, this bitch is great value (Cheap)
Then imma beat this n***a with a sledgehammer in the bathroom (Wow)
Then post it on the gram for everyone to see imma tag you (Burger)
I heard you fucked up at the crib eatin’ Cashew (Broke)
Imma smoke you up like Resin then turn turn you to a statue (He’s done)
Imma throw you off a bridge and kick you with my Black (Airforce One)
I heard you be pillow talkin’ to the hoes you attached to (Simp)
Broke ass n***a don’t even got the twenty dollar bill (How?)
This n***a’s fucked up gettin’ his clothes from the Goodwill (What the fuck?)
This n***a fucked up think it’s 2015 tryin’ Netflix and Chill
This n***a’s fucked up in the head I think he’s mentally ill (Special)
Fuck with Lil Oil Leakage then it’s gon’ be a disaster
N***as stay talkin’ bout me like they the newscaster
N***as never wanna be seen like they name is Casper (Ghost)
I’m finna kidnap this n***a and take him to Madagascar (For real)