[Intro]
Crazy N***a
I'm serious as a mothafucka
Like a whole album bout smoking weed
N***a ain't nobody bout to buy no album about smoking weed (Scamming)
Fresh ass beats like this right here boy, you'll sell millions
Can you n***as please go buy my album

[Chorus]
I can see why nobody wanna buy my fucking album
Cause every song I hop on I talk about scammin'
They heard me rapping off beat everybody and started laughin'
When you listen to my music don't expect no high standards
Thought I left no evidence shit I might not be that brilliant

[Verse]
I bought my bitch cheap weed she'll never get brazilia
Left the oven on overnight and burnt down my apartment building
I don't got no money for shit so I be in thе store stealin'
Shot myself in thе leg I'm a fucking complete idiot
My sister got a hair shop I be stealing from her clients
They keep killing black people so we causing all these riots
I'm only eighteen years old and I'm thinking about retiring
Dropped another trash song but they said I can't miss
Got an infection in my penis right now I can't piss
Told this girl don't wanna fuck just want a kiss
While everybody hate my music them n***as be treatin' me like Chris
Went into the bank and bust a plate only did it for publicity
Finally had sex with a bitch she just took my virginity
This a fake Gucci shirt I ain't get it from them officially
This a regular Honda I ain't ridin' in a car from Italy
Police caught me cause I ran out of agility (Damn)
Different color outfit on I look like a jelly bean
Ran from my opps they had my strap it was a bad scene
I can't afford the red or the Wock so I'ma sip green
I don't get my money and go home I be up in the big toe
Told this bitch it ain't gon be long cause i bust quick
N***a I be in the crib scammin' I don't bust shit
But I got a couple young n***as who will bust
So I told this dude I don't wanna shoot it out let's just tussle
But that n***a beat my ass cause I don't really got no muscle
Ain't got no money in my safe so it'll never get clustered
Group of n***as was bout to rob me but I ran them out busted
Ain't got no WiFi or cable so I gotta watch Netflix
My n***as will do it for me I don't even own no chopstick
Gotta keep it on the low cause the cops be watchin'
My brother tried to get some pussy but I was cock blocking
My old hoe said I'm broke so they knocked me off they roster
[Chorus]
I can see why nobody wanna buy my fucking album
Cause every song I hop on I talk about scammin'
They heard me rapping off beat everybody and started laughin'
When you listen to my music don't expect no high standards
Thought I left no evidence shit I might not be that brilliant