CMRB - Freddy Fazbear VS Cartman. RAP BATTLE
{intro: eric cartman (littleflecks)}
Oh my god guys, fnaf is real! goddammit fnaf is real! aaaaah! oh ok
{verse 1: eric cartman (littleflecks)}
Hey fazbear-pig, you wanna see some more gore, asshole?
You sure you’re not ginger, the way you stole poor kids soul!
I’ve not seen a furry enforce this much (lore)law, since paw patrol!
I’ll get up inside this robot like, i am awesome-o (lame)
Maybe i can get your movie made then, how does that matpat booty taste man?
You wanna put me in a suit and mask like some kinda motherfucking scooby gang bang
Tell that bonnie creep and slutty chica pushing the same button sequence doesn’t equal a fucking decent game he’s secretly that
Purple freak cuz cawthon seems like he’s been chugging lean
And if he fucks with me then chuck e. cheese can suck on a big pizza deeeeez. sweeeeeeeeeeeeet, bring in all your robo-hoes
And after i un-screw you guys, i’m going home
{verse 2: freddy fazbear (mcgwire)}
Bottom line is you’re repulsive, while this bot is gold and shiny
I think you’d improve if you were left to be a rotten carcus
Oh, don’t bother starting, any other rap i’ve starred in i have won it, cartman!
Yeah i’ve been around, but not as much as your mother, cartman!
Your dated beliefs don’t hold water, dictatorship-wrecked
It’s like the bite of ‘39 the way you ate off hitler!
Don’t spring on this trap beat, you’re only bringing dumb raps ‘
Cuz i cannot be burned, bitch! i always have comebacks. (aghh!)
{verse 3: eric cartman(littleflecks)}
No freddy! this is my hip-hop fight!
Your creator and i, have more in common than you’d like
We’re both rock hard christians!
Our pockets became deeper!
However i don’t actually take issue with gay people! (so)
Enduring your rapping, (fuck you!)
Is more damn tragic! (kyle!)
Than your backstory! (god damnit!)
Before and afton! (mom!!)
I’ll turn this faz-been into trash, compact this ass-turd!
(kyle: (littleflecks) oh my god! you killed freddy!)
Wha what, shut the fuck up kyle!
{verse 4: freddy fazbear (mcgwire)}
U mad, pussy? you can’t leave a scratch on me
Can’t ya see? you’re just living out another fantasy
Oh, you play a wizard protecting your friends in fisher-price armor (bitch!)
Beware im known to bite harder on (k)night guards!
Figurin’ out my backstory is damn hopeless
Get close and i’ll gaslight ya, like you’re cashing faz-(tolkiens)tokens!
You’re just a fat loner, your daddy is gone and it has you so mad and moronic
And your big-boned body is way too massive to fit in an
Animatronic, i got it!
[gregory: (jessebox)]
Freddy! is your power low, how've you not demolished him?
[rockstar freddy: (McGwire)]
Gregory. please. respect. my. authority
I have a better idea, how to kill this filthy gremlin
Take away his spotlight, he cannot live without attention (pussy)
Oh my god guys, fnaf is real! goddammit fnaf is real! aaaaah! oh ok
{verse 1: eric cartman (littleflecks)}
Hey fazbear-pig, you wanna see some more gore, asshole?
You sure you’re not ginger, the way you stole poor kids soul!
I’ve not seen a furry enforce this much (lore)law, since paw patrol!
I’ll get up inside this robot like, i am awesome-o (lame)
Maybe i can get your movie made then, how does that matpat booty taste man?
You wanna put me in a suit and mask like some kinda motherfucking scooby gang bang
Tell that bonnie creep and slutty chica pushing the same button sequence doesn’t equal a fucking decent game he’s secretly that
Purple freak cuz cawthon seems like he’s been chugging lean
And if he fucks with me then chuck e. cheese can suck on a big pizza deeeeez. sweeeeeeeeeeeeet, bring in all your robo-hoes
And after i un-screw you guys, i’m going home
{verse 2: freddy fazbear (mcgwire)}
Bottom line is you’re repulsive, while this bot is gold and shiny
I think you’d improve if you were left to be a rotten carcus
Oh, don’t bother starting, any other rap i’ve starred in i have won it, cartman!
Yeah i’ve been around, but not as much as your mother, cartman!
Your dated beliefs don’t hold water, dictatorship-wrecked
It’s like the bite of ‘39 the way you ate off hitler!
Don’t spring on this trap beat, you’re only bringing dumb raps ‘
Cuz i cannot be burned, bitch! i always have comebacks. (aghh!)
{verse 3: eric cartman(littleflecks)}
No freddy! this is my hip-hop fight!
Your creator and i, have more in common than you’d like
We’re both rock hard christians!
Our pockets became deeper!
However i don’t actually take issue with gay people! (so)
Enduring your rapping, (fuck you!)
Is more damn tragic! (kyle!)
Than your backstory! (god damnit!)
Before and afton! (mom!!)
I’ll turn this faz-been into trash, compact this ass-turd!
(kyle: (littleflecks) oh my god! you killed freddy!)
Wha what, shut the fuck up kyle!
{verse 4: freddy fazbear (mcgwire)}
U mad, pussy? you can’t leave a scratch on me
Can’t ya see? you’re just living out another fantasy
Oh, you play a wizard protecting your friends in fisher-price armor (bitch!)
Beware im known to bite harder on (k)night guards!
Figurin’ out my backstory is damn hopeless
Get close and i’ll gaslight ya, like you’re cashing faz-(tolkiens)tokens!
You’re just a fat loner, your daddy is gone and it has you so mad and moronic
And your big-boned body is way too massive to fit in an
Animatronic, i got it!
[gregory: (jessebox)]
Freddy! is your power low, how've you not demolished him?
[rockstar freddy: (McGwire)]
Gregory. please. respect. my. authority
I have a better idea, how to kill this filthy gremlin
Take away his spotlight, he cannot live without attention (pussy)