[Intro]
Yes, yes, ladies and gents
Ha, this production is brought to you by.. (?)

[Verse]
I can't lie, sometimes I love to just sit and write
Think about the n***as who died, and fiends who hit the pipe
But sometimes it depresses me when I spit life
Sometimes I wish they would look at me in a different light
I'm not the average goon, walkin' down a path of doom
This ain't no Padded Room, homie, this a classic tune
I got crack that I'm cookin', I'll never pass the spoon
I'm done dreamin', I think I'll be livin' lavish soon
Sometimes, I think n***as don't wanna see me live
But I'ma stay alive long enough to feed the kid
Compare me to BIG, anyone -- Big Pun, B.I.G., Big L, spit shells
Get bail, skip jail, they envious
They lady friends we fucks in them Benzy trucks
Sometimes I embarrass my moms by carryin' on
Internet and DVD's, babblin' on
I been a threat, you see the G on Fabolous song
I send 'em death repeatedly when rappin' this long
My moms should be proud of me, I am undoubtedly
One of the realest dudes, look at them run cowardly
Look at them guys quiver, this fly n***a
Is smart as a brain surgeon and Pulitzer Prize Winner
What a surprise, n***a, my life's like a movie script
A nice guy, but sometimes I'm just a moody prick
Rap not really a likely profession
I love doin' it, but I don't really like the attention
So I fall back from all of your bloggin' and interviews
'Cause compared to mines, all of your problems are minuscule
And last month my apartment was in the news
Locked up for shootin' revolvers at little dudes
Allegedly, one of them charges they didn't prove
My pedigree, I'm like a sergeant with shit to lose
I start rappin' to get away from this lifestyle
You started rappin' with dreams of livin' that life now
Nowadays, you could get shot up or knife down
Look at Stacks, wish I could trade you for his life now
[Outro]
Y'all n***as, man
Yeah, I will be signin' out very shortly
Just remember what you had
One of the greatest n***as ever, to get on the mic, YA DIG?
(?)... I see you n***a
Monopoly gang, we gettin' money now
(?), we gettin' money now