Nobody don't like Christmas
It's the happy day that everybody loves
It's the snowflakes driftin' down
As the folks all over town
Are trimmin' trees and knittin' gloves!

Some people don't like Easter
Or the Easter eggs the Easter Bunnies bring
When the chocolate hits their lips
It goes directly to their hips
And they pack on ten pounds every spring

But nobody don't like Christmas
It's the time of year that everyone adores
It's holly-jolly everywhere
Santa's downtown in the square
And in all them real high-class department stores!

Some people don't like New Year's
December thirty-first's the night they dread
They may be blowin' on noisemakers
But they're all a bunch of fakers
'Cause they'd rather all be home, asleep in bed

But nobody don't like Christmas
And it doesn't matter if you're young or old
It's filled with color and surprise
As right before your eyes
The world lights up in red and green and gold!
St. Valentine's Day is a day you could hate
If you ain't never been out on a date
And the Fourth of July can be a real drag
If you can't get no one to salute your flag

But nobody don't like Christmas
It's a time of peace and love and brotherhood
'Cause when you make peace with you brother
And you say "I love you, mother!"
Santa Claus'll know that you've been good!

Memorial Day is a day to forget
And turkeys don't celebrate Thanksgiving yet!
St. Patrick's Day is dull, Arbor Day is borin'
And who wants to go to all that Yom Kippurin'... eh?

But nobody don't like Christmas
And I'll sing it from the top of every tree
Yes, nobody don't like Christmas!
I say nobody don't like Christmas!
And nobody don't like Christmas...
Except me!