Big bad boys from outer space
(Ultimate Muscle!)
Here to body slam the human race
(Ultimate Muscle!)

Wrestlers race to our defense
With strength, and speed, and... flatulence? (pfffft!)

Ultimate Muscle!
Ultimate Muscle!

Heroes join the operation
From different planets and different nations
There's an intergalactic federation
To monitor the situation
Catch each and every confrontation
(Only broadcast on this station!)

Ultimate Muscle!
Ultimate Muscle!

Well, up on Muscle Planet
Behind the mask they hid
The face of our new champion,
The king there had a kid, kid, kid!
Kid Muscle has the power
But he's also kind of nuts!
This guy could save the universe
(If he only had some guts!)
Ultimate Muscle!
Ultimate Muscle!
Ultimate Muscle!