[Chorus]
Double-O Fat Boys
Double-O Fat Boys
Double-O Fat Boys
[?]

[Verse 1]
We were the Fat Boys for the CIA
So let me tell you how we rock for the USA
The Russians have spies in the club in disguise
To hang out with the b-boys and the girls so fly
Reporting to the Kremlin with a walkie-talkie
"We got 'em all down on the beat, [?]
We can rule the world with the human beat [?]
If we make a good copy of the real Fat Boys"

[Chorus]
Double-O Fat Boys
Double-O Fat Boys
Double-O Fat Boys
[?]

[Verse 2]
Months of research went into the plan
To dominate the minds of Americans
They searched and searched 'til they found the right act
Fed them on spaghetti and tons of Big Macs
"We're Guruski and Boris D
And Comrade Box completes the three
With a rap so smooth and sounds so sweet
Jamming the airwaves and rocking the beat"
But CIA got wise to the game
Called us up and just explained
"We need two boys to help with the plan
To keep the beat safe for Uncle Sam
A big show was planned for Madison Square
We know the Russians will be there
Should you accept, it is your mission
To keep the beat safe from a bad imitation"
[Chorus]
Double-O Fat Boys
([?] the beat, rocking the nation)
Double-O Fat Boys
(Saving it from extermination)
Double-O Fat Boys
[?]

[Chorus]
Double-O Fat Boys
Double-O Fat Boys
Double-O Fat Boys
Double-O Fat Boys

[Verse 3]
Off we go with open eyes
To learn how to be Fat Boy spies
I got a gun that fits in my palm
And both [?] got [?] pizza bomb
We learned kung fu, we learned karate
We learned how to outfight anybody
Everyone knows that we dominate the beat
Now the Russians gonna learn the meaning of defeat
We get to the joint on the fateful day
With telemetry by the CIA
The air was thick, and we were ready
Our rhymes was fresh, our nerves was steady
The lights go on and the music is playing
We go on stage, the crowd is swaying
We rocked 'em out, without a doubt
Then all of a sudden, the lights go out
[Verse 4]
I run for cover, I head for the door
Someone [?] I'm on the floor
The next thing I know, I wake up in bed
With some Russian guard with a gun in my head
"Now that we've captured the real McCoys
We got a substitute, our own Fat Boys
American kids will never doubt it
And nothing you can do about it"

[Chorus]
Double-O Fat Boys
Double-O Fat Boys

[Outro]
"Oh no, this is terrible!
What will happen to the Fat Boys?
Will the beat be safe from the Russians?
Find out, tune in next time, same fat time, same fat channel..."