[Verse One]
Well, I'm lost in a whirlpool
Yeah, baby, my head is goin' round
Well, ever since my baby flushed me
Oh, I been goin' round, yeah around and around

[Refrain]
Well, I'm lost in this whirlpool
I keep goin' down and down

[Verse Two]
There's a big brown fish
Lookin' at me
He ain't got no eyes
How could that motherfucker possibly see?
Ooh, baby baby
I'm gonna be afraid it gonna touch me

[Refrain]
Well I'm lost in this whirlpool
Oh, I can't even see

[Verse Three]
Baby, won't you come help me
Pour some Drano down
And get the plunger right after me
I'll let you know a little secret, baby:
I'm gettin' tired of all this pee
[Outro]
Pluck those strings, mother goose
Ooh, my head's in a noose

Bee-a-wee-wop!