[Verse 1]
You jumped when the air hit your eyes
You wanted to go back but there wasn't none
Now you been going back for so long
That you think there is one

[Refrain]
It makes me laugh to hear you say how far you've come
When you barely know how to use your thumb
So you know how to count to one
You messed in the sky an' picked a banana an' threw it at the sun
You saw a flash in the water, now there ain't one, one

[Verse 2]
You brought back something
That wasn't there
You brought back something
That wasn't fair
Pull back the adhesive tape
You're in a scrape
Pull back the adhesive tape
You're in a scrape
Take to your trees
There's no escape
The leaves are gettin' faker everyday
The leaves are gettin' faker everyday
Flash Gordon's ape
You're too day
[Instrumental]

[Refrain]
It makes me laugh to hear you say how far you've come
When you barely know how to use your thumb
So you know how to count to one
You messed in the sky an' picked a banana an' threw it at the sun
You saw a flash in the water, now there ain't one, one

[Verse 2]
You brought back something
That wasn't fair
You brought back something
That wasn't there
Pull back the adhesive tape
You're in a scrape
Take to your trees
There's no escape
The leaves are gettin' faker everyday
Flash Gordon's ape
You're too day
Flash Gordon's ape
You're too day