It's pretty drunk out tonight
I feel it in the air
Some will laugh at loud
Some will be on a crying tear
It might get a little crazy
Before the morning light
Anything can happen
It's pretty drunk out tonight

Bert's into burbon, man it always makes him mean
Joe gave up Jack for the taste of old Jim Beam
Tequila makes Timmy feet feels so light
See him out there on the dance floor
Doin' the whiteman overbite

It's pretty drunk out tonight
I feel it in the air
Some will laugh at loud
Some will be on a crying tear
It might get a little crazy
Before the morning light
Anything can happen
It's pretty drunk out tonight

Larry's quite the lover when he gets into his wine
I watched him turn a 2 into a 9
I'm sitting in the corner drinkin coffee all done
The sobber fool who volunteered to drive my buddies home
It's pretty drunk out tonight
I feel it in the air
Some will laugh at loud
Some will be on a crying tear
It might get a little crazy
Before the morning light
Anything can happen
It's pretty drunk out tonight