I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Or hang out with the living dead

Snort white shit up my nose
Passin' out at all the shows
'Cause I've got Straight Edge

I laugh at the thought of dropping ludes
I laugh at the throught of sniffing glue

'Cause I've got Straight Edge

I've got Straight Edge