You know how it is! I'm... I'm... I'm...
I'm 40 now and I got a family and I got shit to do
And, you know, I made the decision when I was 40...
I'm goin' on the wagon, you know?
No more drinking, no more drug taking, no... oh, this?
This is a beer, but... you know... this is light beer!
It's... it's not even like drinking beer!

I've become a cliché
I've become a cliché
I've become a cliché
I've become a cliché

Okay, well, I'll have a drink or two at shows
But only to loosen up
I totally stopped doing drugs
Oh, prescription drugs are... you know, that's different
It doesn't have to be my prescription
If a doctor prescribes these drugs, they've gotta be pretty safe
But, you know, I definitely don't do street drugs anymore
I mean, unless you've got some

I've become a cliché
I've become a cliché
I've become a cliché
I've become a cliché
Oh, you're not holding
That's cool
No big deal
You know, I never do it unless it's just around...
Or someone's offering it
Oh, I know a guy!
Yeah, he's... he's like 10 minutes away
I'll... I'll drive. I'll drive
You know, I got money too!
Oh, oh we... yeah we could just stay here
Or... I'll be back in 20

I've become a cliché
I've become a cliché
I've become a cliché
I've become a cliché

Whaddya mean?
This is not last call
This is first call
We'll... we'll... I know a place we can go
We'll go right... You threw up!