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Spaghetti Motel
Welcome to the spaghetti motel
Where it's ok to be a loser
As long as you're doing it well
You're welcome at the spaghetti motel

Lucas is his name
His photographs will bring him fame
You won't see his face in a movie scene
You can't see his eye's they've never been seen
He's the perfect host he's always ready
He manages motel spaghetti

Welcome to the spaghetti motel
Where it's ok to be a loser
As long as you're doing it well
You're welcome at the spaghetti motel

Lucas is his name
Painting walls won't bring him fame
But you know you'll never hear him say
There's no more room so go away
The perfect host he's always ready
He manages motel spaghetti

Welcome to the spaghetti motel
Where it's ok to be a loser
As long as you're doing it well
You're welcome at the spaghetti motel