I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel
Just stop & think
You can take your chances
But there's so much to lose
Another bumpy road
There's so much wasted booze

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
How much beer I spill
How much beer I spill

I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel
Just stop & think

35% of accidents
Are cause by pixilated
The other 65% are not
Alcohol related
What does this tell us
About the drunk drivers
They seem to have a
Better record than
The sober team
I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
How much beer I spill
How much beer I spill

I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink