[Intro]
Bleh!
Bleh!
Bleh!

[Verse 1]
There's something wrong with mass consumption
Why do we want what we don't need?
Alcohol, burn it clean, asphalt methamphetamine
Will make it seem alright

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Gonna make it seem alright
Living in the hunger underground
Some people say I gotta problem with authority, so
What if I do, man? It beats relinquishing control

[Chorus 1]
Philthy Phil philanthropist
You've taken when you should've give away
Philthy Phil, you gave to us
We cannot repay

[Verse 2]
There's something grand about being nothing
There's something lame about being grand
Alcohol squirting gun, no holidays in the sun
That's me not being you
[Pre-Chorus 2]
That's me not being you
Either part of the solution or the problem
Can there not be a middle ground for just the anybody?
Replace Superman with Joe ordinary

[Chorus 2]
Philthy Phil philanderer
You've taken when you should've give away
Philthy Phil, you gave to us
We cannot repay

[Chorus 1]
Philthy Phil philanthropist
You've taken when you should've give away
Philthy Phil, you gave to us
We cannot repay

[Refrain]
We cannot repay