I was a misanthrope on the end of a rope
I spent 20 years 6 years on dope
Takin’ a piss while givin’ up hope
I lived a lifetime 6 years on dope

I was a human trash can (Shortening my lifespan)
Live fast die tan (I think that was the plan)
Savin’ all my money for a one-way ticket to Afghanistan
I was a ezoobeson drunk, (strung out on junk)
Live fast die punk (I thought I was sunk)
From gin-swilling and fish tank penicillin

I was a moron bro with impetigo
A pleased as punch Dog Patch Wino
Casual sex and herpes complex
Now I’m on Interferon and Valtrex

I was a child-adult, a walking insult
Every shot got more difficult

I was a teenage trash bin (a breathing mannequin)
A caustic cause (who musta loved sufferin')
Do pinhole eyes romanticize heroin?

I was a moron bro, a circus sideshow
A dying slow Dog Patch Wino