[Verse 1]
Be a winner not a problem admitter un-quit
Better to be a hepper than a healthy 12 stepper, forfeit
You want to keep it going but you don’t know how
Everyone at meetings gets a Löwenbräu
You quit (I quit)
You’re shit (I'm shit)
You’re a quitter (I'm a quitter)
And no one likes you

[Verse 2]
Start a pattern of behaviour; see no reason to stop
You got a habit, got to have it 'til it’s finished don’t stop
The Charlie Chan’s chopped, Pabst pitcher been poured
You got a spare kidney and your liver looks bored
So stop (With friends)
Fucking (like you)
Around (I'm fucked)
You’re buying the next round

C'mon you gonna quit?
You gonna walk away and quit?
Mark my words you ever want to be a winner
You gotta quit talking about quitting!
You got that?
[Verse 3]
You want to be a Thompson, Hemingway, Bukowski
Banging Bill Burroughs lived to 83
You’re fam- (You’re a)
-ous and (fucking)
You’re rich (dickhead)
Quit acting like a bitch
And no one likes you!