I’ve no consideration, zero mutual respect
For billions who suffer from rational thought neglect
I don’t wanna waste a sentence, I don’t want a convert-sation
That’s gonna end in disdain, disbelief and aggravation

And I find it’s getting harder to hang out
With grown adults who actually believe
In Santa Claus and Noah’s Ark and that their god is the best
My distaste has turned into detest

Who would read a 2000 year old medical journal?
Techniques for bloodletting, advice on trichinosis
Would you navigate the globe, with a map of a flat earth?
Without DNA testing, would you believe virgin birth?

I find it’s getting painful to put up
With grown adults who actually believe
In Unicorns and Creation, and god always takes their side
That’s when my innocent jabbing turns snide

Thank God for the Grammy, thank God for the touchdown
Thank God for blowing up, the enemy’s sacred ground
So how am I supposed to take anything you say seriously?
When you swap free will for faith, hope and pre-destiny?

And it’s getting agonizing to hang out
With grown adults who actually believe
Mythology and history trump physics and science
My aversion has turned to abhorrence