[Verse 1]
Coasters and Frisbees
Fish lures for deep seas
Mobiles for infants
They make great Christmas tree ornaments

[Chorus]
Bring the whole family, parking is free
You're going to love, our selection
Of 8-track tapes, blank floppy discs
Mobile car phones, Atari 2600 consoles

[Verse 2]
Guard rail reflectors
Hold 'em hand protectors
Halloween handouts
We got a ten-thousand foot warehouse

[Chorus]
Full of cassette tapes, Persimmon woods
Ink jet printers, telephone booths
Sony Walkmans, Kodak 110s
Analogue TVs, Betamaxes
And 10 million CDs