[Verse 1]
I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small
Never thought about the problems of this planet at all
Global warming, radioactive sites
Billionaire cons and reproductive rights, no!

[Verse 2]
Why think of all the bad things when life is so good?
Why help with an "am" when there's always a "could"?
Let Drew Brees worry about the levees breaking free
Outside of Puerto Rico, we're doing fine, you see

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't want changes, I have no reactions
Your dilemmas are my distractions

[Chorus]
That's no way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco, Franco Un-American

[Verse 3]
I never looked around, I never second-guessed
Then I read the YouTube comments, now I'm always depressed
And now I can't sleep from years of apathy
All because I saw kids in cages on TV
I'm eating avocados to support Vegan Nation
I'm learning only fake news 'cause of Facebook-ization
I'm watching Joe Rogan like there's gonna be a test
I'm listening to Anti-Flag and singing NOFX
I see no interstellar peace 'cause of zealous Space Forces
Just frat boy Neo-Nazis marching with their tiki torches
Now I can't believe what the Dems did with Bernie
The president's laughing 'cause he grabbed us by the puss*
[Chorus]
That's no way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
Where can we go, Franco Un-American?

[Outro]
I wanna go east and eat with Japanese again
Or climb the wall and hang out with the Mexicans
I don't wanna be another "I-don't-care"-ican
What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American?