NOFX
Teenage Existentialist
Living in bad faith. Negation, negates
His facticity, not very likely

He was a teenage existentialist, nah-a
He understands Being & Nothingness, sorta
He has a poster of Simone de Beauvoir
He calls a bedroom a boudoir
Wonders how fame and fortune occur when
The world is so absurd

Summer syllabus
Metamorphosis
Crime And Punishment
Wall and No Exit

He was a teenage existentialist, nah-a
He trained a pet cockroach he named 'Kafka'
He flunks Spanish class, he gets buried in French
He thinks predestined, it makes no sense
Entitles his final exam
'I think, therefore I am'

He was a teenage existentialist, nah-a
He was a teenage existentialist, nah-a
He was a teenage neo-nihilist
He likes to fuck the poor and blow the rich
He had a crush on Ivan Ilych
Does he really exist?