[Intro]
Hobo!
I'm hobophobic, so what? (Ah, ah, ah)

[Verse 1]
Scared of bums
Not just because they stink bad
Not just because they're crackers
From drinking too much Lysol

[Chorus]
Let them be
Just don't get fucking near me
Scared of bums (Ah, ah, ah)

[Verse 2]
Infested with microscopic bugs
Endocrine systematic doo-doo
Why don't they get a job?

[Chorus]
Let them be
Just don't get fucking near me
Scared of bums (Ah, ah, ah)