I'm overhung, overslept
I'm ripe, disheveled, perfectly unkempt
I like my drink mit toast and eggs
The best bloody mary you've ever tasted

Go to work wasted, go to work bombed
You gotta pull a shot before you start the job
I wanna operate heavy machinery
I wanna watch watch watch watch online pornography

You gotta go to work high if you're getting paid low
You gotta put your nose to the grindstone stoned
That elbow grease will get you fucked
You don't wanna be a jerk or schmuck
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck