Cancel me cuz
I make fun of rednecks
Cancel me cuz
I think both our countries suck
Cancel me cuz
I'd rather live in femme-ocracy
Than this good ol' boy garchy embarassment

Can't sell me cuz
I'm a spoken word spartender
Cancel me cuz
My sedition is sub par
Can't sell me cuz
O'm the devil's angel advocate
Cancel me cuz
I'll take the joke too far

Rockstars are professional day rapists
Most bands I know had at least one creep
That's awkward and would try to invite young gullible girls
To their bus so they could take advantage

Cancel me cuz
I'm a rock rape whistle blower
Cancel me cuz
I don't like to rock or roll
Can't sell me
All my riffs are ravings to the OCD
Cuz you cannot control a freak out of control
Can't sell me so cancel me

Can't sell me
Even tough I've been discounted
Can't sell me
If I've already been sold
Can't sell me
To the masses of the free liberty nature
Cuz I'll tell them what they don't want to be told
But the truth is that
I'm just just too old