[Verse 1]
Germans love to insult me
The country condescends
We call it arrogance
They call it making friends

[Verse 2]
Scottish don't speak a language
The British love to gob
Japanese like to chase me down
The streets of Nagoya

[Verse 3]
Canadians talk shit aboot me
Swede bands copy our sound
Everything in Italy
Is stuck or broken down

[Refrain]
Brazilian cops extort us, Russian officers deport us
Icelanders feed us horse and whale
Mexico gave the shits to us
The French like Jerry Lewis

[Verse 4]
Greeks beat up the opening punk band
The Dutch are fucking tall
But Americans win the prize
Of the stupidest of them all
(German Woman speaking:
Entschuldigung, Hey! Can I say something to you?
Well I'm going to anyways
You used to be such a great band in the early 90's
I saw you in concert and it was so good!
Totaler Wahnsinn, voll gut!

You used to be so great and now you're so not great
What happened? You guys are old and... I mean just so old!
Euch zuzuschauen ist einfach nur peinlich
I mean man muss sich ja fremdschämen!
But don't take any of this personally...)

[Bridge]
Germans love to insult me
Germans love to insult me
Germans love to insult me
Germans love to insult me

[Verse 1]
Germans love to insult me
The country condescends
We call it arrogance
They call it making friends

[Verse 5]
So let's all move to Australia
Sydney, city of queers
All we need to bring
Is American drugs and German beers