"How do you cope with all these girls that wanna fuck you?"
"Uh, you know, as David Lee Roth once said: I don't get all the girls I want, I just get all the girls that want me."

Ay, ay, ay, Yes I can go your way
But I might be late
Fuck the MTA
A cheap trick
I want you to want me
But I don't want you
I just want the monthly

I never get the girls I want, only ones who want me
Do better in other states, out the country
Out here gotta settle for a skunky, who just aight
But she let me use the monthly
Tight chubby but the D's is perky
Buy some loosies and sandwiches, on a roll with turkey
Cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise
I run game unashamed of my player ways
Look in my chest a heart you won't find
I'm this way and she still don't mind
We don't text nor speak
I just come 'tect her, every four weeks (or so)
Enjoy each other's company, not her man so there ain't no dumping me
Blunt to the face no trauma
Comical but she bring no drama
All love once I step in the building
'Cos me and her never have feelings
Not pressed to smash, just in the pad chillin'
Pop an advil and throw on some Madvillian
No pressure, sippin' on a Starbucks refresher
I could either snuff or caress her
Or I let her be the aggressor
Just don't forget to leave that unlimited on the dresser, yessir

Ay, ay, Yes I can go your way
But I might be late
Fuck the MTA
A cheap trick
I want you to want me
But I don't want you
I just want the monthly

All I got for hoes is just sex and missed texts
Maybe some Blistex, sike
Man who am I kidding?
Your Droog real modest with the girls he be gettin'
See it outside your purview
The bad chicks all they do is curve you
These high-class hoes don't want to get to know us
And why shoot your shot when your form like Noah's
They look at you like "What are you doing?"
I'm sick of sex anyway, yo screw screwin'
Nowadays I just jack off
On my hermetic shit in the crib with the jack' off
Act like Yakov Smirnoff, bruh fuck rap I just might take a year off
Plus I already got a chick who support me
Who cares if she a little bit portly
Look better with the clothes off
Got a nice ass shape and her skin feel so soft
She hold me down just gotta slide through once a month
That's a fare cap like a pun
She anticipate my return like Devin Hester
When I'm gone got bonds like an investor
Ultimate finesser, make sure you leave that unlimited on the dresser

Ay, ay, Yes I can go your way
But I might be late
Fuck the MTA
A cheap trick
I want you to want me
But I don't want you
I just want the monthly