Gwen Stefani
Just a Girl
ANNETTE
Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
I'm exposed and it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me to hold your hand

'Cause I'm just a girl, a little 'ol me
Well don't let me out of your sight
Oh I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite
So don't let me have any rights

Oh...I've had it up to here!

SEBASTIAN
Annette Hargrove? Sebastian. Welcome

ANNETTE
Thank you

SEBASTIAN
I read your virgin manifesto

ANNETTE
You did?

SEBASTIAN
I must say, I found it rather appalling
ANNETTE
That's a first. Most people praise me for it

SEBASTIAN
Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something that you've never experienced?

ANNETTE
I wasn't criticizing anything. It's just my belief people shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love, and I don't think people our age are mature enough to experience those kinds of emotions

SEBASTIAN
Are you a lesbian?

ANNETTE
I'm just a girl

SEBASTIAN
Look, I didn't mean to offend you

ANNETTE
I'm just a girl in the world

SEBASTIAN
I just picked up on a little bit of a lesbian vibe

ANNETTE
That's all that you'll let me be!
I'm just a girl, living in captivity
Your rule of thumb makes me worry some
I'm just a girl, what's my destiny?
What I've succumbed to is making me numb
Look, I wouldn't expect a man of your experience to understand my beliefs

SEBASTIAN
What's that supposed to mean?

ANNETTE
I've been very well informed about your reputation

SEBASTIAN
What have you heard?

ANNETTE
That you promise girls the world to get them in bed with you

SEBASTIAN
Who told you this?

ANNETTE
A friend wrote me

SEBASTIAN
Well, that's a little tacky

ANNETTE
Why do you sound so surprised. It's the truth, isn't it?
Oh I'm just a girl, my apologies
What I've become is so burdensome
Oh I'm just a girl, lucky me
Twiddle-dum there's no comparison

Oh...I've had it up to!
Oh...I've had it up to!
Oh...I've had it up to here!