[Verse 1]
In the log book of the LRC, I
Well, I knew I'd find something
A hundred stories sitting there to read, I
I got my focals out, then I put 'em on

[Pre-Chorus]
And all is calm, all is calm

[Verse 2]
There's a doggy coming here to eat now
Which dated back to 1993
And I don't care what the people say 'cause
That dog, he don't come around anymore

[Pre-Chorus]
No, no, the dog is gone, the dog is gone
The dog is gone, the dog is gone

[Chorus]
The town is so small
How could anybody not
Look you in the eye
Or wave as you drive by
If the world is such a wonderful place?
If the world is such a wonderful
[Verse 3]
I see everyone before me
There was birthdays, sex and sleep
Some weren't getting along
Nobody's outside trying to murder
Nobody's outside, there's no one really at all

[Pre-Chorus]
What the hell I saw, the hell I saw
The hell I saw, the hell I saw

[Chorus]
The town so small
How could anybody not
Look me in the eye
Or wave as I drive by
If the world is such a wonderful place?
If the world is such a wonderful place
If the world is such a wonderful place
If the world is such a wonderful place

[Outro]
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La-da-dee-da-da
La-dee-da
La-da-dee-da-da