[Verse 1]
I'm high was a fly on Willie Nelson's wall
And  I can't remember where I am at all
And  I don't know where my mind has taken me
My boots in my hand, and my hat on my feet

[Chorus]
Somebody drive me home
Well  I don't know if I should be left alone
And  if my girlfriend calls
Well tell her I'm just a fly on the wall

[Verse 2]
Well  I'm drunk as an uncle in the Walmart parking lot
Blaring "Margaritaville" and taking up two spots
Windows down, beer cans on the ground
And I ain't moving if the police come around

[Chorus]
Somebody  drive me home
Well I don't know if I should be left alone
And if my girlfriend calls
Well tell her I'm just a fly on the wall

[Verse 3]
I'm sober as a judge shaking hands with everyone
But there ain't no way to tell if I've ever been done
With a smile on my face and a twinkle in my eye
Buddy, I'm gonna stay this way until the day I die
[Chorus]
Somebody drive me home
Well I don't know if I should be left alone
And if my girlfriend calls
Well tell her I'm just a fly on the wall
Well tell her I'm just a fly on the wall